Miranda, from Sex and the City

"We're both afraid we're going to kill the baby, that's a given. But we agreed that this week on Monday through Friday I would try not to kill him, and on Saturday and Sunday *you* would try not to kill him."

I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard. You see, the most horrifying, terrifying thing about parenting is doing something wrong. Every parent I've ever spoken to walks by their infant's crib and checks to see if they are breathing. Parenting is scary. But I've never heard it said so succinctly as Miranda made it. And its SO hard to eat dinner when laughing like that.