"Do you need facial or does any part of the head do?"
-James to John

"Make sure you whip yours out..."
- Cass to John

"Six ninja pay stubs sticking out of his pocket..."
- Jeremy

"Did she give you a mental boo-boo?"
-Khloe to "Cypher"

"Can you teleport down a telepath?"
-Bishop

"Since when is telecommuting a super power?"
- Bishop to Cass

"You're a dog, right?"
- Nigel to Kevin

"Where do the Middle Eastern Ninjas hang out?" - Bishop
"Flushing" - Eric