"I can shoot sleep darts." -- Khloe
"But the sleep darts might not appreciate being shot. I suggest you shoot people." -- Adira

"Hey, I'm being subtle." -- Cypher, on being a ghost haunting the high school

"Sense *and* subtlety." -- Josh (proudly)
"Hey, are you okay today?" -- Liz

"Do you need facial or does any part of the head do?"
-James to John

"Make sure you whip yours out..."
- Cass to John

"Six ninja pay stubs sticking out of his pocket..."
- Jeremy

"Did she give you a mental boo-boo?"
-Khloe to "Cypher"

"Can you teleport down a telepath?"
-Bishop

"Since when is telecommuting a super power?"
- Bishop to Cass

"You're a dog, right?"
- Nigel to Kevin

"Where do the Middle Eastern Ninjas hang out?" - Bishop
"Flushing" - Eric

"So... you *are* hot..."
- Cass to Eric as he heats up a brick in one hand

"Do you have a name?"
"Not really."
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"Not really."
- Khloe & "Cypher"